Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Acid is not a monday night drug
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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