I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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