Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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