Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
