I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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