We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We are two peas in an std pod
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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