Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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