but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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