Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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