Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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