i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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