hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
