Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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