Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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