even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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