I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
