I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
This is classic penis vs brain.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
