He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
vagina is talking i cant
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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