Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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