he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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