these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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