How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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