i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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