He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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