Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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