just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I need to calm my uterus...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
