ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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