WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm sobbing to NWA
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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