But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Mom said you looked used
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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