We're like a lot better than the average bears
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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