it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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