The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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