yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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