I skipped work to stalk him.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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