Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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