hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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