glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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