playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I think people are normalizing furries
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