Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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