I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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