So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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