Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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