did you get engaged???
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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