Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
