Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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