all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
