; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
More tranny stories later!
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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