what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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