Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
