This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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