please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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