what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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