Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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